Big Brother had demanded Daylight Saving Time and now requires that we set our clocks back this weekend to Standard Time.

Why aren't the tea partiers expressing rage over this insult to god's establishment of light and dark, separating the two by his fiat?

Surely Big Government has gone too far. Down with Daylight Saving Time! Stop messing with Nature.

And anyway, my body never does fully adjust to the loss of an hour and I will be happy to be back on normal time again. I'll sleep better.