rhubarb

The recession has hit everybody really hard...

* My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

* CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

* Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

* The bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds"; you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

* Parents in Beverly Hills fire their nannies and learn their children's names.

* My cousin had an demon exorcised, but couldn't afford to pay for it. They re-possessed her!

* A picture is now only worth 200 words.

* McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

* The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

* When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

* A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

Thanks to GCFL.net




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