Left the laundry in the dryer. For most stuff, it doesn't really matter--when I put on a tee the wrinkles disappear soon thereafter.

But my jeans were a wrinkled, twisted mess. Not sure why; usually they come out just fine. Maybe the laundry witch tied the legs in a knot.

So I flattened them out with my hand, folded them in thirds, and am sitting on them to "iron" them.

Like I said: butt ironing.