No real details shall be forthcoming here. Suffice it to say that the tenacious organism, Lusta robusta, has overtaken two people who are very happy to find they are immensely compatible.

Infection with L. robusta usually begins with the hibernation or intense reclusiveness of two people. The couple in question may undertake various acts while under the influence; the nature of the acts is typically pleasurable. This secondary pleasure symptom may cause the couple to neglect food and liquid intake. Often each member of the the couple will prefer to eat only when fed by the other.

On rare and regrettable occasions, the lack of adequate nutrition, sleep, fluids and potty breaks may cause the female to acquire a urinary tract infection. Certainly, the manic friendly activity undertaken by couples affected by L. robusta will cause mild chafing, muscle cramps, and the need to recoup lost sleep over a period of days.

Despite the above-noted symptoms and concomitant discomfort, most couples welcome repeated forays into L. robusta contamination.