These women are exceedingly funny. I bring you the LOTD, Lyrics of the Day, from Dos Fallopia. Cast your mind back to any women's festival you may have attended, wished to attend, or lampooned. This is better.

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Compost Morningdew (Lisa Koch): Thank you all for attending the Centralia/Chehalis Women's Music Festival, Cultural Jamboree and Backyard Barbecue. I wrote this next song for women all over the world.

My vulva is singing
and my ovaries dancing!
My ears they are ringing
With the sound of my uterus laughing.
(ha, ha, ha, ha!)

My cheeks they are glowing
My fluids are flowing
And my lovebud is growing quite large.
My vulva is singing
a womanly song.

Ooh, ooh . . .

[spoken, with Dolphin-Free Tuna Womon (Peggy Platt)]
Sister, woman, daughter
mother, niece, cousin twice removed
and great aunt:
Hold the goddess close to you
and start the healing chant.
Say it with me:

Lesbiana, lesbiana, hosanna, pollyanna
Jodie Foster, butcha-femme, a big dyke.
Homo, homo, homo, homo
living near Tacomo;
Sappho is the spirit and the light.

[sung]
My vulva is singing
and my ovaries dancing!
My ears they are ringing
With the sound of my uterus laughing.
(ha, ha, ha, ha!)

My vulva is singing
and my ovaries dancing!
My ears they are ringing
With the sound of my uterus laughing.
(ha, ha, ha, ha!)

My cheeks they are glowing
My fluids are flowing
And my lovebud is growing quite large.
My vulva is singing
a womanly song.

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Now that you've stopped peeing yourself with laughter, go buy it at http://cdbaby.com/cd/dosfallopia.