RIP, old Keen sandals. You were blue, then gray, then colored red with a sharpie pen. You served long and well. You endured, you pleased, and then you died of a critical cross-piece separation.

Welcome the new Keens. I can wear youth size 5, at a savings of around $40 over the adult models. And they are the same shoe! Ha ha: smaller people of the world, scam!