SJ ROZAN

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Warren
6:54 am, Dec 8
Congrats on the award, and, as for catface, that's 11 mice you *know* about... You assume that if he caught any while you're away in parts unknown he'd just collect them and leave them (like trophies) on your pillow or something?

Ted
8:40 pm, Dec 7
Okay, I've lost count.
Who has more trophies, now?
You or the cat?
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Okay, wiseguys. First, he has more wins, but I have more trophies, because I throw the mice out, I don't stuff 'em. Second, he does catch them when I'm away, and invariably leaves them lying in state on the kitchen floor so I'll be sure to find them. I mean, hell, I don't write stuff and not send it out to be published. This is his art and the kitchen floor's his gallery, where he waits as anxiously as any of us for his reviews.

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Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (2) Share on Facebook		2003-12-08 12:55 PM Wiseguys << Warren 6:54 am, Dec 8 Congrats on the award, and, as for catface, that's 11 mice you know about... You assume that if he caught any while you're away in parts unknown he'd just collect them and leave them (like trophies) on your pillow or something? Ted 8:40 pm, Dec 7 Okay, I've lost count. Who has more trophies, now? You or the cat? >> Okay, wiseguys. First, he has more wins, but I have more trophies, because I throw the mice out, I don't stuff 'em. Second, he does catch them when I'm away, and invariably leaves them lying in state on the kitchen floor so I'll be sure to find them. I mean, hell, I don't write stuff and not send it out to be published. This is his art and the kitchen floor's his gallery, where he waits as anxiously as any of us for his reviews. Read/Post Comments (2) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top