In a perfect world, things would happen like this:

[apathy] Eh. I don't care. [slash apathy]

More on my favorite mayor:

"I think if he'd had a brother who knocked the crap out of him once in a while, like I did, it might have helped him in the long run," Diven said of Murphy, an only child.

I bet there are a bunch of 'burghers who would step up to the plate.