I know. I know. It has been ages since I last made an entry. I have many MANY excuses. I shall list them below. See if you can figure out which ones are real, and which are make believe. 1) Work has been insane, and sapped all original thought from my brain 2) I have been busy cleaning the yard and the house in the annual ritual called SPRING CLEANING 3) I am lazy. 4) I have been tied up putting additional highlights in Brad Pitt's hair in preparation for the "Troy" debut. 5) After seeing Prince in concert, he asked me to be another one of his prot駩s (did I spell that right?) and go by the name MissTaken. 6) Bono came over for a few drinks and it was hard to get him out of the house. Those of you who know me well, will guess the correct answers.