I have a tan! I really really do! I went to the Mystic Tan Booth, where they spray you! www.bronzsalon.com It was the strangest thing I have ever done. Well, maybe not EVER.... You may have seen the episode of Friends where Ross goes to get a spray on tan. That was me today. The way it works is that you take your clothes off (always fun) and put a hair bonnet on. Try not to picture me naked with a hair bonnet on - you WILL have nightmares. Then I put a sticker of a dolphin on my hip. (see picture below). The hardest part is putting 'barrier lotion' on the feet. It's to prevent your feet from getting too much color. I messed up and got some on my legs, so when I got out it looked like I was wearing white socks! So, I go into the booth, press the start button, and assume the position. I felt like I was the car in the carwash getting a fresh coat of wax. It was SO freaky! When I got out, I had an instant tan! It's amaazing! See that sticker spot in the picture?! That was the color I woke up with today! But now I have a tan. I am pleased. I am tan. And I have a dolphin on my hip. It's going to be a good weekend!