So I am watching the Olympics tonight. I've not been thrilled with the coverage. I hate all this jumping around from event to event. Stick with ONE thing until it's OVER. Ugh So tonight, I saw the nail biting TRAMPOLINE competition. TRAMPOLINE?!?! WTF?!?!?! That's not an Olympic sport! It's a back yard activity! What's next, JACKS? "Welcome to the finals of the always exciting JACKS competition. It's come down to the Americans, who of course are the world champions, and the Chinese. This promises to be one of the most powerful competitions in these games so far." "That's right Carol. The Americans are the favorites here. Their larger hands give them the edge when it comes to fivesies and sixies." "That's absolutely right Frank. One can't help but remember the controvery that took place in the World Championships back in Quebec when it was discovered that the Chinese were undergoing painful palm stretching. That's something that you just don't want to see..."