One of my friends, Jill, and I went to get a pedicure. Jill has beautiful long hair.

What's the connection?

I finished my pedicure first as Jill had several layers of dead skin that needed to be chisled off. When she was finally done, she got out of the luxury chair, and bent over to pick up her shoes.

When she bent down, her beautiful long hair somehow landed in the whirling water of the seat next to her.

When she stood up, it kinda looked like that scene in Flashdance. You know, when the girl pulls the chain and the water comes washing down on her and then she flips her head back and the water goes flying all over the joint.

Only when Jill did it, the water was filled with mint salts, and went splashing all over the other clients and the wall.

Amazingly, they still let us in to the salon.