I am a KLUTZ.

Please, don't ever let me hold something explosive because I am seriously not to be trusted with it.

Last night I was walking back in to the house after taking out the trash. I *THOUGHT* that I had left the screen door open.

Notice I said 'thought'.

I walked full on right in to the closed screen door. It wasn't cool, it wasn't elegant, but it was damn funny.

Tom was looking me square in the eye when I did it.

You know how in cartoons when someone goes crashing through a wall, the hole that is created is in the outline of their body? The limbs are usually splayed in all different directions and there are 'wiggle' lines all around them?

We'll that's pretty much what I looked like.

There was an amusing momentary 'springy' sensation as I bounced back off the screen. It came to a sudden stop when I saw the total look of amusement on Tom's face.

Nothing like a little physical comedy to liven up the night!