Snatched from all over.

1. Go to http://www.careercruising.com/

2. Put in Username: nycareers, Password: landmark.

3. Take their “Career Matchmaker” questions.

4. Post the top umpty results:

The careers I’ve worked in are bold. Careers I've considered (if only during irrational moments in college) are italicized.

(This was actually kind of scarily accurate.)

1. Desktop Publisher
2. Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator (the utter lack of drawing/drafting skills is a drawback)
3. Animator
4. Writer
5. Critic
6. Market Research Analyst
7. Print Journalist
8. Medical Illustrator
9. Translator (I'm actually quite bad with foreign languages)
10. Political Aide
11. Activist
12. Graphic Designer (I love this kind of work, but being color blind meant I couldn't seriously pursue it)
13. Artist
14. Computer Animator
15. Anthropologist
16. Editor
17. Archivist
18. Casting Director
19. Comedian (yes, I considered this, in, like, high school, but back then I had stage fright. Also: not funny enough.)
20. Health Records Professional
21. Historian
22. Composer
23. Musician (shut up. I was an almost-competent bass player!)
24. Public Relations Specialist
25. Website Designer (sadly, yes, because I was the most web-savvy person in the company. I made this website, many years ago, though it's changed a bit. I quickly realized web design was not the job for me.)
26. Communications Specialist
27. Public Policy Analyst
28. Actor
29. Fashion Designer
30. Criminologist (!!!)
31. Special Effects Technician
32. Costume Designer
33. Interior Designer
34. Potter (tempting. But do potters get health insurance? Hmmm.)
35. Craftsperson (I like how generic this one is.)
36. Medical Secretary
37. Set Designer
38. Postal Clerk
39. Industrial Designer
40. Technical Writer

I'm surprised it doesn't mention advertising copywriter, which I'm very temperamentally suited to, except for the whole part where it makes me feel like my soul is dissolving.