Two things of note this morning:

Mama: "Roman, I have to go potty. Can you play with Daddy?"
Roman: "You go standing up?"
Daddy: "No, Mama sits down."
Roman: "You have a penis, Mama?"
Mama: "No, honey. Boys have a penis. Girls don't."
Roman: "Daddy have penis too?"
Daddy: "Yes, Daddy has a penis."
Roman: "Mama, you get one at school?"
Mama (trying to contain laughter): "No, sweetie. I can't have a penis ever."
Daddy: "Boys have penises."
Roman: "And Daddies have penis."
...slight pause....
Roman: "Let's go play downstairs!"


Later, I made a remark that his shirt was too short. "I change it! I change shirt," says Roman. He goes into his bedroom and closes the door. "Don't come in here! I changing!" He was in there close to 5 minutes, occasionally calling out to me "Stay away! Don't come in here!" But he came out with a new shirt on and his old shirt back in the drawer.