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Every two or three days I will pay tribute to the great Chuck Norris by posting some of the top 100 facts about him.

ENJOY!!

1.)Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried.

2.)Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

3.)Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

4.)Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.

5.)When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Stay tuned for more titillating facts about Chuck Norris. Or, if you can't wait, you can go to the website:

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck

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Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (3) Share on Facebook		2006-05-02 2:16 PM I HEART Chuck Norris Every two or three days I will pay tribute to the great Chuck Norris by posting some of the top 100 facts about him. ENJOY!! 1.)Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. 2.)Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. 3.)Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them. 4.)Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits. 5.)When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Stay tuned for more titillating facts about Chuck Norris. Or, if you can't wait, you can go to the website: http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck Read/Post Comments (3) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top