Ok, the quotes never would fuckin work on a subpage....so ill put it here...

"Procrastination is like masturbation...its fun while your doing it but in the end you realize you fucked yourself." - Kevin Paul

"Have you ever been in a room full of bouncy balls??? Its AWESOME!!" - Me

"Um...honey....thats not a car...thats a bush....and thats not a key hole...thats a squirrel..." - Vanessa and Me

"BALLS!!!!!!!" - Keith

"Are you going to eat that stappler???? ........... Ill split it with you..." - Peter Griffin

"Life blows, lean back and take it like a man." - Me

"Walter is making tea. I watch him make tea. He watches me watch him make tea. I watch him watching me watching him make tea. He watches me watch him watching me watch him make tea. I watch him watching me watch him watching me watch him make tea." - FanFiction Hellsing

"Missed the riverbed by about two meters. Am now very wet, but I found some cool rocks. I'm stoned, and now I'm gathering rocks. Or is that rocked, and gathering stones? Not sure, don't care." - FinFiction Hellsing

"I'm Sotally Tober!!" - Vanessa

"I see the music coming out of the walls" - Joel

"I hammer a looking wander door." - Me, Justin, Joel, Vanessa (but really the bottle caps from Mike's Hard Lemonade)

"If life is a pain in the ass... then try a different position." - Vanessa

And for Joel's Modified version....
"If sex is a pain in the ass...then try a different position...and plus I like sex better..." - Joel

Some guy at the Ren. Faire: "What is your class?"
Me: "Im Jewish" (with a grin on my face) - The Ren. Faire

THESE FOUR ARE FROM "TESTICLES AND THE SACK OF ROME"

"And they were blown of course!" (cheering ensues)
"Wait...wait...wait...they were blown OFF course" (TEASE!!) - The Ren. Faire; Sound and Fury

"Penis...Penis...Penis..."
"Dont you mean vinni...vinni...vichi? Its Latin...its famous..."
"Nah...i just like penis" - The Ren. Faire; Sound and Fury

"And so they mounted the penis"
"Don't you mean 'the pinis'"
"Hey you guys can mount whatever you want..." (walks offstage) - The Ren. Faire; Sound and Fury

"She called me her bastard son"
"What a colossal bitch!!"
"No...that means that she was actually my mother"
"Ohh.... you son of a bitch!!!" - The Ren. Faire; Sound and Fury