Ok, along with the quotes, this also wouldnt transfer from my other subprofile, so here it is:

Were sitting on the bus...I look over and Joel and Vanesssa is sleeping on him, they convo went something like this:

Me: Where do you start and where does Vanessa start?
Joel: (points down at his lap) HEAD!!
Me: Wait a minute...
Joel: (Slaps himself in teh forehead) Damn it!! Not like that...


Then me, Joel, Vanessa, mi madre, and Danny are at Pick up Stix...and let me tell you Joel has the worst possible timing for words:

Joel: Yea...so last night Vanessa got lucky at my house...
(a pause and 5 seconds later)
Joel: My whole family was watching....
(later he goes onto explain what he meant, but that part sux...)


Almost all these have to do with me, joel, and vanessa...so heres another...:

Me: (walking into joels room and look at vanessa and joel on his bed...no they r not naked) Dude, is vanessa asleep?
Joel: no, shes awake...
Me: Uh...dude...shes fuckin passed out!
Joel: (Looking down at vanessa) Holy shit...i think your right...


Now...heres a sotry of me...Justin...and Danny...and how i got poison oak...:

So me, Justin and Danny decide to go hiking...ok FUN... its about 4:20 we decide to head up my hill.... we get to the higlands by about 5ish(...how the fuck did the hill go that far??) So Danny sez to call one of ym friends to pick us up, i say to call my mom to pick us up, but Justin is all like "lets take the fire road!" So...we listen to him (as Joel would say..."never again...") By 5:30 we r on the very top of my hill where we found an abandoned radio station...where justin tries to touch the fuckin wires...y the fuck did i stop him? Neways, we figure we should head down, and seeing as how we cant find a path we decide to make our own. After half an hour we get down the hill...bloodied and torn...we walk in..and the first thing we hear is my mom "Why were you guys in the hills?!?!??" Then my dad walks in.... "You guys are such dipshits"...then he walks away. Of course, I am the only one who gets poison oak while danny and justin r fine...those fuckin pricks...

Aight...so me and Justin were just sitting there and throwing skittles at eachothers mouth...when he closes his eyes, opens his mouth, and i throw the phone at him... then i fuckin stabbed him....with a pencil.


Aight...so I was sitting there...and this random flying monkey flew straight at me!! I was all like WTF MATE??? Then the bouncy balls came whirling around my head in a cyclone and dropped me to the ground....so i get up, all bloodied and torn and get the bouncy balls in a headlock. This is a valiant fight to death...which ends when the giant bouncy balls form a penguin lemur!! (who does that nowadays???) Then i woke up..