This is the final one that would not trasfer from the old one, and for this one... if u dont have an award, and u want one, tell me what u want one for, and ill work it in somehwere...

Here is where I am supposed to go ahead and give people awards for the stupid shit that they do...so I will...by the way...I got this idea from Gordon (see...God does give credit where it is due).

--THE MOST IRISH AWARD--
This kid is...well...the most irish kid I know. cmon now...hes not happy at night until his wallet is empty, which most of the time aint a problem seeing as how he has no money to start with. Also he has no friends... I mean if your not irish you have friends, but if you are irish...well then we gotta work on that. He is the cliche of an Irishman. Even to the point of being conceived in a trailer and being an accident... Lets hear it for Justin Meade (silence ensues)

--Most Racist SonOfABitch Award--
He makes fun of everyone but himself... He greets mexicans by calling them rice beans, and well, from the way he looks, he looks like he also ate a couple of rice beans...or a couple hundred thousand... But seriously now, hes a cool kid....him and his 4 asses.... Lets hear it for Kris Rodarte (stiffled clapping fromt he kids who have been suffocating in his fat since MARCH 47, 1970)

--Most Hyperactive Award--
Should be known as the Vanessa award really...

--Vanessa Award--
Shes the coolest beaner I know...damn I sound like Kris... shes fallen on hard times, but shes mexican so thats part of her daily life, and still she retains her hyperactivnessness... She has a weak-ass stomach for alcohol...which she has proved by her ability to pass out successive times...in 2 hours... though when shes not passed out she she enjoys long rides in the laundromat driers, and chasing bouncy balls around the school...and also conversing with other random beaners (they tend to stick together). Though I have not really proved how she is hyper, but more how shes a beaner...the award still goes to Vanessa Ortega. (Vanessa aint you happy i didn't put Lees??? Now heres a penny and leave me alone...)

--Biggest Penis Award--
Im not sure if this qualifies for the one in your pants...but then again this penis is in someones pants (hint...see the Vanessa Award) basically though he is literally the largest penis I know...hes life size damn it...how much bigger can ya get? On top of that, he has hair...thats just wrong. The good thing is that every now and then if you rub his arm and tell him to spit, he might just for a pretty penny (which Vanessa will try to steal as though her life depends on it...cause it pretty much does) Though not mentally...physically he is the biggest dick and Vanessa has yet to clarify with us if the dick in his pants is also very large... Lets hear it for Thomas Joel Smith

--Pyros of the Year--
This would have to go to God(me) and Justin... we have recently discovered how to create fireballs for about half a minute...and how to drip liquid fire...we are still trying to create more though...as in exploding fireballs...which we are very close to making. So, Im gonna give this award to Michael (God) Eric Siegel and Justin Everett Meade (yes...the two dipshits who almost just lit my house on fire).

--Man With No Pants Award--
This award goes to three dipshits who built a swing over 20 feet of fuckin pure hill.... of course it wouldnt matter if justin went over the hill... it would actually prolly b funnier than fuck...but meh.... this award should go to me, Joel, and Justin...(stiffled clapping form the gutter in the hill....)

I shall add more later...