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Eagles!!!! I am an eagle Awk I am soaring above yAll So high And you all look Fucking beautiful I am going to rest now... The eagle has landed...hahaha awk! Some might wonder if I am Glenn Frey or Don Henley Or Joe Walsh But nein I am not that drug addled I am not even a bald eagle yet Nor am I a Philadelphia eagle I am an all american motherfucking eagle Whatever that is You can now watch me dive for fish awk? Now I will eat Mosquitos Awk. Awk Now I will have eagle sex Awk awk awk awk awk awk awk That was really good Now I will have an eagle burger Did I mention that 64% of all Eagles are cannibals I ate my mother I ate my children I ate my grandfather And someday soon, I will eat you Actually I lied Eagles are not cannibals But this one is.... And I love to fly American eagle Airlines And one day I will be a pilot And I will fly the plane And on my plane we will serve eagle peanuts Made out of eagle testicles awk Did you know that Eagles are an endangered species and will go extinct in five years Did you know that the Eagles will still be on their farewell tour when the last eagle has flown. Did you still want those eagle nachos Are you a vegan yet Because if you are not a vegan.... You are supporting Fox News and the Republican Party Who have the eagle held hostage in bill O Reilly's buttocks. Awk! America, write your congressmen Load your ak47s and m16s. We must stop the Eagles before the rapture cometh When all the Eagles will descend upon us like a plague of locusts And things will never be the same And I for one, will never regret having the eagle salad. Awk!

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