Journal of Lies
Untruths, half-truths,
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Things to remember:

Wear a shirt you don't mind getting holes in it when you take a cat to the vet. Preferably, one you don't mind blood on either.

90% of computer problems come up 90 minutes before a deadline needing one.

It may help you get through the day to remember that no babies will be helped, nor harmed by what you do at work. Of course, if they will, you're probably not taking your job seriously enough.

If you make a sex tape (I'm looking at you Colin Farrel), expect it to get out at some point. Like any secret, they have ways of getting out no matter what you intend.



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