Girl1 is finally recovered.

Naoto's going to Japan for a week on two days' notice.

Grandma is finally back from Peru.

Girl2 is ecstatic that grandma is back, but is constipated because I'm trying to get her to poop in the toilet.

And I only got (for the shame of it) 3 out of 10 on this etymological quiz I found through Devon's livejournal .

Dad, I'm sorry. I'm not worthy to be your daughter. (you try the quiz and see if you can do better)