Okay so work is funny sometimes.
Jo is this woman I have known since I was like 6 and she was the leader of our 4-H goat club and was (still is) a goat guru. She's an awesome woman and in some ways reminds me of a combination of Bruna from the Painted Man and Snape at times (Allen Rickman reminds me of her, yes it is weird). She's not a bitch, she just knows her shit and is like another family member/parent me to amongst the many I have acquired along the road of growing up.

Anyhoo I also work with her this summer.

So today I'm also done with work and she pops her head in at me was like "Lo! Follow me, I want to show you something!" Mind you she had just said she had to pee too.
Mentally I'm thinking "Wait...whaaa???"
So we're going through the office building on this weird route not near the bathroom so I like
"Do you regularly take this long of a detour to get to the bathroom?"
"Sometimes. Occasionally. The old people's thing, they switched days so they leave out day old bread on Tuesday now, good bread too, from Tops!"
"Oh!!!" So the walk seemed less silly.
Then we see the bread rack...both speed up.
Me "Dude! French bread! Nice buns! Organic bread?! Daaaymn! This is good!"
Jo "If anything it could make good chicken food."
So we're walking back down the hallway and I have these arms full of long french bread loafs and I inside I'm thinking I want to have a medieval jousting competition and/or sword fight with them and be knighted Sir Loafer.
So Jo pulls be back from my bakery battle imaginings and says "Are you taking the bus home or getting a ride?"
"Um...don't know."
"Do you want a bag? Don't want you being all ashamed being like a bread lady on the bus. I mean it could be kind of awkward you know."
"Shame? I have no shame...Well no, wait. I have just enough. I mean I'm not like a Catholic but I have a little bit."
So funny. The best part was like Jo starting to giggle. The kind that gets the "Heh. Ha. Haha. Hahaha. Hahaha! HAHAHA!" kind of build up. Like the "That was funny....Okay that was pretty funny. Okay that's actually the 'I'm going to continue laughing about that for a while afterward when I think about it randomly' kind of funny." I made her laugh the best kind...the slow-realization-to-build-up-hysterical-laughter-and-still-snorting-afterward laugh. She was like "Hm...Lo Quotes...haha."
I love hearing that in someone's laugh, particularly Jo's because mind you she's Bruna/Snape/Goat Lady Official. For me it's not even what I said but that I made her laugh and that will keep me smiling for a while. :)

Who needs money? Making someone cachinnate is pay enough for me.

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By the way, taxi drivers...do not try and crash in to public transit vehicles accidentally in a grocery store parking lot. Those bus drivers will curse you out and try and drag race you the next time they find your ass at an intersection.
And then later at a traffic jam a guy on a motorized wheel chair outstrips that bus and there will be no comment, just one person on the bus inwardly laughing her face off.
Yeah, public transit y'all.

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I had more to say but I think I'll leave it there and write more some other time.

Peace.
~Lo