*In the voice of Aziz Ansari*

- Only slept for 4hrs because tummy ache and insomnia!
- Had four BBQ Fritos and a glass of cherry coke for breakfast at 11am!
- Watched four hours of Parks and Recreation!
- Made a grocery list!
- Went to the grocery store!
- Wandered around a hardware store for an hour!
- Briefly thought it would be cool to own a house and then thought "No."
- Bought herbs seeds, idiot proof soil, cute pots, and soap at that hardware store! BAM! I hope we don't kill them. Again.
- Looked at bedding in another store!
- Walked out of that store with pillows and an art mounting kit! (Do you ever notice how ancient pillows are? I think ours were relics from at least 20 years ago.)
- Went home and clean the SHIT out my bedroom! My boy and I moved every single piece of furniture out of the way and even cleaned the BASE BOARDS! The mutha fuckin' BASE BOARDS!
- We washed all the bedding! (Gah.)
- Ate boxed macaroni and cheese at 3pm! First real meal of the day! Whoo!
- We measured and decided to do a bed upgrade which we're really excited about! Like a lot. Yeah.
- We thoroughly debated the value of every single piece of furniture we own! For an hour! And then realized we can get rid of some!
- We talked about jobs and finances and had a heart to heart about the changes I need to make which was rough but also kind of awesome!
- Then my brain broke.
- AND WE ATE AMAZING TURKEY! WHICH WE COOKED FOR FIVE HOURS YESTERDAY! AND IS HEAVEN!
- Drank prosescco! Which was gross!

But really, it's been a very fulfilling day in spite of how insanely domestic and serious most of the afternoon was and how incredibly brained out and drained we were in the morning. It has ended with a lot productivity.
But really, I need to get my ass in gear because I realized I make like....no money. And I'm not happy with it at all. So I may be at the point of having to get a job in the 'burbs.

Sincerely,
~Lo