Younger friend who has never lived on their own: Oooh, can I host a game night at your place? My place is too far out. No one will come.

Me: ....

Following thoughts in my head
1) My apartment is small, as in it holds about six people, including my boyfriend and I, for social gatherings and that's a bit tight. Including yourself that means about three people can be invited.
2) This mean you're going to come in, clean everything before hand, including my bathroom (please do!), organize and shift our furniture to make room, order food, buy booze, and bring games?
3) And you're going to clean and put everything away afterward?

Me: Um....no.

I had to explain to the friend why I said no because they were kind of whiney, but yo, If I host a game night again it will be MY game night. Hosting is work! And a good amount of the time my partner and I end up as hosts/helpers even when it's not our gig!

I have a pretty good tolerance, and even a willingness to teach, people who are still learning to adult but then there are days when I'm like "Da faq? Get outta my face! Just go!"