Brainsalad
The frightening consequences of electroshock therapy

I'm a middle aged government attorney living in a rural section of the northeast U.S. I'm unmarried and come from a very large family. When not preoccupied with family and my job, I read enormous amounts, toy with evolutionary theory, and scratch various parts on my body.

This journal is filled with an enormous number of half-truths and outright lies, including this sentence.

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Friday ended up in a game of Dungeons and Dragons. Forgot how boring that game can be when stuck in a lead-by-the-nose adventure. Those wonderful lines, "You are surronded. There is nothing you can do." occurred about five times. Then listen to long boring speech. Respond with stupid quip. Get in fight, roll dice. Kill something. Next.

Saturday had a nice first date with someone. Went swimming at the base of a 100 foot waterfall and played cat's cradle with shoe laces. Beautiful weather. Great day.

Sunday went hiking. Ate some black rasberries. Think I'll go on a black rasberry picking expedition next weekend.

Monday went to my sister's house to celebrate the holiday. Heated pool was wonderful. 6 of 12 sang two new songs: one about being a vampire and one called "I am Alive and I'm Living in Sin". Saw Spiderman 2 again with the someone from Saturday. Sat through the credits. Disappointed that there was no web site at the end.(Joke! Ha!)

6 of 12 also sang "Apeman" by the Kinks. Fun lyrics.


I think I知 sophisticated
団os I知 living my life like a good homosapien
But all around me everybody痴 multiplying
Till they池e walking round like flies man
So I知 no better than the animals sitting in their cages
In the zoo man
団os compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees
I am an ape man

I think I知 so educated and I知 so civilized
団os I知 a strict vegetarian
But with the over-population and inflation and starvation
And the crazy politicians
I don稚 feel safe in this world no more
I don稚 want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore and make like an ape man

I知 an ape man, I知 an ape ape man
I知 an ape man I知 a king kong man I知 ape ape man
I知 an ape man

団os compared to the sun that sits in the sky
Compared to the clouds as they roll by
Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies
I am an ape man

In man痴 evolution he has created the cities and
The motor traffic rumble, but give me half a chance
And I壇 be taking off my clothes and living in the jungle
団os the only time that I feel at ease
Is swinging up and down in a coconut tree
Oh what a life of luxury to be like an ape man

I知 an ape, I知 an ape ape man, I知 an ape man
I知 a king kong man, I知 a voo-doo man
I知 an ape man

I look out my window, but I can稚 see the sky
団os the air pollution is fogging up my eyes
I want to get out of this city alive
And make like an ape man

Come and love me, be my ape man girl
And we will be so happy in my ape man world
I知 an ape man, I知 an ape ape man, I知 an ape man
I知 a king kong man, I知 a voo-doo man
I知 an ape man
I値l be your tarzan, you値l be my jane
I値l keep you warm and you値l keep me sane
And we値l sit in the trees and eat bananas all day
Just like an ape man

I知 an ape man, I知 an ape ape man, I知 an ape man
I知 a king kong man, I知 a voo-doo man
I知 an ape man.

I don稚 feel safe in this world no more
I don稚 want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore
And make like an ape man.


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