Brainsalad The frightening consequences of electroshock therapy I'm a middle aged government attorney living in a rural section of the northeast U.S. I'm unmarried and come from a very large family. When not preoccupied with family and my job, I read enormous amounts, toy with evolutionary theory, and scratch various parts on my body. This journal is filled with an enormous number of half-truths and outright lies, including this sentence. |
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2004-07-07 4:41 AM 'S up Friday ended up in a game of Dungeons and Dragons. Forgot how boring that game can be when stuck in a lead-by-the-nose adventure. Those wonderful lines, "You are surronded. There is nothing you can do." occurred about five times. Then listen to long boring speech. Respond with stupid quip. Get in fight, roll dice. Kill something. Next.
Saturday had a nice first date with someone. Went swimming at the base of a 100 foot waterfall and played cat's cradle with shoe laces. Beautiful weather. Great day. Sunday went hiking. Ate some black rasberries. Think I'll go on a black rasberry picking expedition next weekend. Monday went to my sister's house to celebrate the holiday. Heated pool was wonderful. 6 of 12 sang two new songs: one about being a vampire and one called "I am Alive and I'm Living in Sin". Saw Spiderman 2 again with the someone from Saturday. Sat through the credits. Disappointed that there was no web site at the end.(Joke! Ha!) 6 of 12 also sang "Apeman" by the Kinks. Fun lyrics. I think I知 sophisticated 団os I知 living my life like a good homosapien But all around me everybody痴 multiplying Till they池e walking round like flies man So I知 no better than the animals sitting in their cages In the zoo man 団os compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees I am an ape man I think I知 so educated and I知 so civilized 団os I知 a strict vegetarian But with the over-population and inflation and starvation And the crazy politicians I don稚 feel safe in this world no more I don稚 want to die in a nuclear war I want to sail away to a distant shore and make like an ape man I知 an ape man, I知 an ape ape man I知 an ape man I知 a king kong man I知 ape ape man I知 an ape man 団os compared to the sun that sits in the sky Compared to the clouds as they roll by Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies I am an ape man In man痴 evolution he has created the cities and The motor traffic rumble, but give me half a chance And I壇 be taking off my clothes and living in the jungle 団os the only time that I feel at ease Is swinging up and down in a coconut tree Oh what a life of luxury to be like an ape man I知 an ape, I知 an ape ape man, I知 an ape man I知 a king kong man, I知 a voo-doo man I知 an ape man I look out my window, but I can稚 see the sky 団os the air pollution is fogging up my eyes I want to get out of this city alive And make like an ape man Come and love me, be my ape man girl And we will be so happy in my ape man world I知 an ape man, I知 an ape ape man, I知 an ape man I知 a king kong man, I知 a voo-doo man I知 an ape man I値l be your tarzan, you値l be my jane I値l keep you warm and you値l keep me sane And we値l sit in the trees and eat bananas all day Just like an ape man I知 an ape man, I知 an ape ape man, I知 an ape man I知 a king kong man, I知 a voo-doo man I知 an ape man. I don稚 feel safe in this world no more I don稚 want to die in a nuclear war I want to sail away to a distant shore And make like an ape man. Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top |
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