The frightening consequences of electroshock therapy
I'm a middle aged government attorney living in a rural section of the northeast U.S. I'm unmarried and come from a very large family. When not preoccupied with family and my job, I read enormous amounts, toy with evolutionary theory, and scratch various parts on my body.
This journal is filled with an enormous number of half-truths and outright lies, including this sentence.
Mood:
Tired
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Tired
I had to go out unexpectedly last night, even though I was somewhat tired. I stopped at a gas station and noticed something called "Jolt Gum", by the same people who make "Jolt Cola", which is famous for its motto - "All the sugar and twice the caffeine". The packaging on the gum indicated that it contained caffeine as well. So I bought a pack and a bottle of lime diet soda. I ate the whole pack of gum as I continued to drive. Then I couldn't asleep until 4 a.m. The next morning I had to stop at the same gas station, and it was only then that I noticed the fine print on the packaging on the gum, "Two pieces are the equivalent of a full cup of coffee." I had eaten twelve pieces.
Naturally, I had to buy another pack so I could manage the day on only two hours of sleep.
Bleah. Note to self - don't do that again.
I am one hot babe! Take that!
Naturally, I had to buy another pack so I could manage the day on only two hours of sleep.
Bleah. Note to self - don't do that again.
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I am one hot babe! Take that!
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