1) If you had to enter a movie to exist in for the rest of your life, what would it be?

2001: A Space Odyssey


2) If you had to be the love slave of Yoda or Jabba the Hut, which would you choose?

Strangely enough - Jabba the Hut.


3) If you had to choose between having sex with a really hot guy/gal or eating really good chocolate/steak for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

I like steak, but I'd go with the sex.


4) Choose a chick flick -- Fried Green Tomatoes or Steel Magnolias

Neither - This is clearly a chick quiz.


5) Congrats! You get to be a highly paid well-known author -- and you get to choose who you get to be! Is it Danielle Steel or Nora Roberts?

Chick quiz


6) Pick again -- Nora Roberts or Stephen King?

Stephen King.


7) And again -- Stephen King or Dr. Seuss?

Seuss is cool.


8) It has just been announced that if you go vegetarian the world's hunger problems will be solved. Do you do it?

Yes. But only after I kill and eat the person who announced this.


9) How about if you had to give up chocolate (if you're female) or beer (if you're male).

I can live without beer. Clearly a chick quiz.


10) Here comes the way back machine -- do you choose to spend the rest of your life in the 1890's, the 1920's, the 1950's the 1980's, or the 2010's?

The 2010s. Should be George Bush III in office by then.


11) Superman or Batman?

I'd rather be Superman.


12) You've committed a crime and have been sentenced to be executed. What crime did you commit?

Monkey trading.


13) How do you choose to be executed?

See question 2.


14) What does your last meal consist of?

See question 3.


15) You're going down in the history books? Is it as Jeffery Dahmer or John Wilkes Booth?

Dahmer. Lots of people assume I'm secretly one of those serial killers anyway.


16) You get to see the world through tinted glasses for the rest of your life -- mustard yellow or avocado green?

Green.


17) You're going to be reincarnated. Is it as a cockroach or a fruit fly?

Flying would be cool.


18) You win $100,000,000.00 but you have to appear on the Superbowl half time show naked and sing "I'm a Little Teapot" with all the actions. Do you do it?

You bet I do.


19) Han Solo or Indiana Jones?

Han Solo.


20) Have you ever had recurring nightmares? What is/was it of?

For eight years I kept dreaming that Bill Clinton was president.


21) You get to choose how you die: Instantaneously in a car wreck with no pain, or from cancer with pain, but you get to say goodbye to your loved ones and live out your final dreams.

car wreck.


22) What is the scariest thing you've ever read?

The Bible.


23) You can erase all your regrets and mistakes from this life, but you have to live the rest of it out on a desert island with a bunch of monks playing Monopoly. Do you do it?

No.

Ping! Your turn?