It's election day. It may be an off-year election, but it's important anyway. The officials who run things locally have more of an immediate impact on your life than the folks in the state capitol or Washington. Here where I live, I personally know two candidates for judge, and the fellow running for mayor of the city I work in. The mayoral race is the most interesting one. The fellow I know is an independent and has been outspent by his Democratic and Republic rivals by factors of 15 and 20 respectively. He still has a decent shot at it. Bit of a strange character, and if he wins it will be somewhat like having Jesse the Body as mayor.

I'd also like to see both judge candidates win, albeit for different reasons. One I want to see win because he is currently judge in a court I work in, and I'd prefer to see him go elsewhere. The other is looking to replace a judge with ethics scandal in his background. Neither candidate I am rooting for is likely to win, but that won't stop me from voting for them.

Anyway, vote. As a result of voting today I am 10 times as sexy as any person who did not vote. This is the unofficial rule, but because I vote, who knows maybe someday it will be law. Then those of you who do not vote will be out in the cold with no sexiness because you are lame-o's.