Courtesy of 'an EU Official'
(in response to a request for 'jokes' about the European Union)


In Heaven: the cooks are French,
the policemen are English,
the mechanics are German,
the lovers are Italian,
and the bankers are Swiss.

In Hell: the cooks are English,
the policemen are German,
the mechanics are French,
the lovers are Swiss
and the bankers are Italian

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As an English woman I have to say, I'm flabberghasted...
Surely they don't need a police force in heaven ?!?

To see the EU's latest way to sell itself to voters, click here.
(Let's just hope the pastry chef wasn't English eh?).

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In other BBC news:
Squeee!...this makes me wanna Take That! (and Party).

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Soundtrack: 'European Union' ~ Eddie Izzard
(from 'Dressed to Kill')