Ok,

Re: The Art Test
http://www.physics.usyd.edu.au/~mar/tests/art/

For starters, I'm Pablo Picasso's "Three Musicians."

"You are colourful and provoking, always looking to break out of the mould and to pioneer new ways of doing things. You have a jaunty outlook and although you are a bit weird, most people have some idea what you're about."

I don't have a fucking clue what that means.
Of course, the fact that I'm a Picasso reinforces the fact that I have an incredibly huge penis. Unfortunately, it's rectangular. Oh well...
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Re: My Viking Name
http://www.ticqle.com/wired/fun/vikingname.asp

"All hail Ivarr the Disastrous. May Odin and Grungir smile upon you."

Cool.

Additionally, I have an exotic (porno?) name that is "The Boy Toy Manny Miles Long" and were I a cereal, I would be called "Instant Fudgilicious Hoops."

Hell yeah.

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Re: The Freak Test
http://cgi.outofservice.com/freak/link

Your scores:

Need to be unique: 60%
Need to NOT conform: 55%
Willingness to express dissent: 50%
Overall: 56%

Quelle surprise.
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Re: The Evil Criminal Test
http://squirming.net/meme/tests/criminal/

Apparently, I'm Elizabeth Bathory...or Charles Manson, depending on whether I think about the Saturday morning cartoons of today (which suck fat llama penis) or the Saturday morning cartoons of my youth (which ruled like Caesar) and whether or not I can be truly stopped.

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So that's *that*...