As you can see, I'm not really in the mood to be original this month.
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Not exactly little known facts about me:

Last time I...

-Smiled?
Not really sure. I smirk a lot, but I don't smile very often.

-Laughed?
Again, not really sure. It was probably a few days ago, but I don't really recall where or why.

-Cried?
Like *cried*? Shit...it's been years. Not nearly long enough, IMO. One would do well to never do so again. Crying is for women and the weak.

-Bought something?
Just bought my friend Belinda's CD. It's good stuff.

-Danced?
Far too long. Unfortunately, all my friends are worthless for dancing. I hope they're all tortured for it at some point.

-Were sarcastic?
Every waking moment.

-Kissed someone?
The friendly sort? Yesterday or the day before.
The real deal? 11/25/01

-Hugged someone?
'Bout 7 hours ago, sayin' bye to Belinda. Chicks love to hug.

-Talked to an ex?
Several weeks.

-Watched your favorite movie?
Err...a few months, in all probability. I have a bit of difficulty defining one movie as my favourite.

-Had a nightmare?
Long time. I'm pretty sure I've had one or two since October of 1999, but I'm not entirely sure.

-Last book you read:
"Stranger in a Strange Land." A very twisted yarn of bullshit, with several clever phrases and a couple interesting characters.

-Last movie you saw:
Uhhh...Harry Potter, unfortunately.

-Last phone number you called:
My friend Jean's, to verbally abuse her for no really good reason.

-Last show you watched on TV:
Buffy rerun on FX.

-Last thing you had to drink:
Coke. I bleed Coke.

-Last time you showered:
Long enough ago that I need another one. Unfortunately, they're painting the goddamned bathroom, those goddamned pain-in-the-ass motherfuckers!

-Last thing you ate:
Decent spaghetti that my father made. Before that, I'd not eaten for nearly 36 hours. It'd be a personal accomplishment if I thought it had any benefit...

Do I...

1. Smoke?
Cloves...whenever the mood seizes me.

2. Do drugs
Whenever possible.

3. Have Sex?
Whenever possible.

4. Sleep with stuffed animals?
Do fat chicks count?

5. Have a crush?
Not currently.

6. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Not currently. I am taking applications, though.

7. Have a dream that keeps coming back?
Don't know. Can't remember my dreams.

8. Play an instrument?
Tried learning the piano and tired learning to sing. I'm a little better at the latter than the former.

9. Believe there is life on other planets?
Mathematically speaking, sure.

10. Remember your first love?
Yeah.

11. Still love him/her?
No. It was too long ago. I can barely connect with the memory.

12. Read the newspaper?
Occasionally, if I'm bored or curious or looking for something.

13. Have any gay or lesbian friends?
Not nearly as many as I think I should have, considering who I am and where I live.

14. Is it possible to remain faithful forever?
Yeah, if the sex is good.

15. Do you Consider yourself tolerant of others?
Totally.

17. Consider police a friend or foe?
Depends.

18. Like the taste of alcohol?
Not really. That's why the good lord Jesus invented liqueurs...or however the fuck you spell it.

19. Believe in magic?
No.

20. Believe in God?
No.

21. Have any secrets?
A few here, a few there.

22. Have any pets?
Not personally, but cats reside here.

23. Do well in school?
No. Hate school.

24. Go to or plan to go to college?
No. Hate school.

25. Have a degree?
No. Hate school.

26. Talk to strangers who instant message you?
Sure.

27. Wear hats?
No.

28. Have any piercings?
Ears. 2 in the left, 1 in the right.

29. Have any tattoos?
No. Used to want to, now I'm not so sure. I'm starting to get the feeling that tatoos are somehow pretentious and somewhat frivolous.

30. Hate yourself?
And want to die, yes.

31. Have a horny spot?
Yeah, my DICK.

32. Get horny easily?
You cannot imagine the power of the Dark Side.

33. Have a best friend?
No.

34. Wish on stars?
I always miss the falling ones.

35. Like your handwriting?
No. It's totally illegible.

36. Care about looks?
Yes, but I feel that I'm at a loss to control my own.

37. Believe in Satan?
Yeah, my DICK.

38. Believe in ghosts?
No.

39. Believe in Santa?
No.

40. Have a second family?
No. I barely have a first one.

41. Trust others easily?
Only so far.

42. Like sarcasm?
Only when it's mine. Or funny. Or both.

43. Take walks in the rain?
Only incidentally.

44. Kiss with your eyes closed?
Generally.

45. Sing in the shower?
Occasionally.

46. Own handcuffs?
No longer.

47. Have any scars?
Lots.

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wow...that really is dull.

Oh well, fuck it.