Pay Them in Dollars, Fuck Their Daughters

Trust no one, especially those who have been missing for more than 5 minutes in a horror movie.

Find out How would you die in a horror movie?

which children's storybook character are you?

this quiz was made by colleen

I haven't felt like writing these past few days. There's nothing going on in my life, as usual, but that's never stopped me from churning out the bullshit before, so I don't have much of an excuse.

For our friend "Iggy", penises on sitting men stand more or less in the same manner as they do on standing men. That is to say, upward and/or outward, depending on the man. Yes, some men get slightly poked by themselves when they're sitting down and erect.
(And yes, you're kinda cute. Exceedingly so. It's about time you noticed.)

See, this is what happens when one's desire to talk to one's self is under-developed; one begins speaking to others.

Then one begins referred to one's self in the third person, which is hideously annoying...except when taken to the extent that it becomes just silly.

Oh, fuck it. I can't concentrate on this fucking thing...




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