So we went to see Jason 10.

Rico did not make it due to events that I've little interest in explaining. He'll tell you, though, if you want to know.

Still, James and Tony made it, as did the fool and her boy, along with their roommate, the K-man and, of course Thea, without whom I not only could not have gotten in, but likely would have starved, considering the way things turned out.

So, it was...a movie. It wasn't horrible and I really only had one beef, which was something the heroine did (or rather, didn't do) near the end. Still, now that I think of it, she or someone else probably should have considered it earlier in the film when they first realized Jason was running around the spaceship...but at the point in the film I'm originally referring to, there's really no excuse for our heroine not to have thought about this, aside from being frazzled, but that's a bullshit. Still, past heroes and heroines have been a whole lot dumber in Friday the 13th movies, so one just kind of has to just let it slide.

So after that, it was food at Johnny Rockets, which I rememberd as being really expensive. This isn't the case. The food isn't overpriced, there just isn't enough of it. The burgers are small as fuck. I hope the prices I was looking at were "with fries", 'cause I didn't see anyone get any. Still, not my problem, as I'd test-driven Burger King's "Chicken Whopper" while we waited in line. It's...ok; pretty much everyone else makes a better one, but without mayo, lettuce or tomato, it's an ok sandwich.

After that, we went to our respective homes. Three (count 'em, 3) cheers for cell phones, even if I can't ever reach people like Jean (she hates that fuckin' picture) or Belinda never pick up their fucking phones during the week...

Not that I'm bitter, or anything. After all, how could I be? They're bringing back Helter Skelter next week.

Anyway, so I got home and check my email to find that I got some German spam...

From: "Schlampenschlacht (maddylein@gmx.de)"
To: coyote@drugsmakemecool.com
Subject: Du wurdest herausgefordert
Date: Wed, 24 Apr 2002 02:07:20 +0200

Hallo , Na du ;o)

"Magst du witzige Onlinegames? Ich habe dieses neue Spiel ausprobiert und wenn du ganz viel Glück hast, kannst du mich vielleicht besiegen! UNd frag doch mal deine Freunde und bekannten und fordere sie heraus, denn dann kannst du sogar bald mit sperma spu
http://www.schlampenschlacht.de/jumpmail.php?gameid=808&email=coyote@drugsmakemecool.com&new=1&webmaster=157&poolid=1410

Gruss Deine Maddy

...and knew immediately knew it came from this site, 'cause they posted to Yaga's guestbook. I was curious, took a look, and foolishly left a comment. Still, I can't actually read German, so this spam is amusing as opposed to annoying.

And finally...



Which Anne Rice Vampire are you?

by Tera