Why doesn't anyone understand that The Shining is a long, boring piece of shit movie? Yes, it has creepy parts (the twins), but that's all. It's just fucking dull. I understand that much of that is the point, to convey how stir crazy the characters are supposed to be going, but jezuz fuck...torture them, not the audience.

On a lighter note, I found my tent. It wasn't under the stairs (which is where my Red Devil is; should retrieve that), it wasn't in the garage, it was in the storage space. So I dragged that out; it still has everything; silk, poles, stakes, so I'm rockin' to get my camp on this weekend. Gonna bring some food, some drink, flashlight, books, an'' borrow a sleeping bag so I can fuck this bitch and this bitch...I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!

Wonder if I should try and get financing for weed.


Now this is unfair...




Which annoying B-list celebrity are you?


...but I guess it could be worse. I could be Pauly Shore.

Now I just need to find something to do with myself this evening. If anyone can assist, by all means, lemme know...