So I haven't written a lot.

Like you care.

Or maybe you do?

I seem to have more readers than I ever realized and, man, you fuckers creep me out.

Who told you I have anything interesting to say?

Oh, wait, no...I forget, that's right...I entertain you. Yes, yes, now I remember...

Normally, I'd be tempted to get all righteous and indignant and stuff, but I don't really wanna. I've actually been in a reasonably decent mood, lately, so it's all good.

I think I actually lost one, which I found interesting. Hopefully, I'll lose more until I push away as many of you as possible...just 'cause I'm paranoid like that.

Ok, enough ranting. I have more than a few reasons to waltz my ass off this machine at the moment...