1. If you knew there would be a nuclear war in a week, what would you do?

Begin building the new society that would rise on Antarctica :)

2. Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by five years to become extremely attractive?

Hell yes.

3. When were you last in a fight? What caused it and who won?

Long ago. Don't remember, don't recall.

4. Do you enjoy sleeping in physical contact with your lover?

When actually sleeping, yes. Especially when I get my arm position right...

5. What is so important to you that, without it, life would not be worth living?

Full physical mobility. Or my cock.

6. Since becoming an adult, in what three-year period do you think you experienced the most growth and change?

18-21, maybe? I don't fucking know...it's all growth and change, man.

7. Would you be willing to give up sex for five years if you could have wonderfully sensual and erotic dreams any night you wished?

What kind of dumb-ass fucking question is this? Do I look like a fucking priest? Shit...

8. If you could have free unlimited service for five years from an extremely good cook, chauffeur, housekeeper, masseuse, or personal secretary, which would you choose?

Chauffeur, obviously. :)

9. Would $50,000 be enough to induce you to take a healthy, loyal pet to the vet and put it to sleep??

HELL YES.

The rest of you people are fucking liars. All of you.

10. Of all the people close to you, whose death would you find most disturbing??

gothcrumpet, 'cause she's got great tits.

11. What things are too personal to discuss with others??

The ooey-gooey personal feelings that I don't actually have. Yeah, that's the ticket...

12. What do you strive for most in your life?

I don't really strive for much of anything, but I'm workin' on it.

13. If you could choose the sex and physical appearance of your child, would you do it?

Totally.