Fashion design—Doesn’t this pink hair band look pretty with my pink shirt?

Religion—You need a mommy and a daddy to make a baby, so how was the first baby made?

Biology-- You need a mommy and a daddy to make a baby, so how was the first baby made?

Philosophy—This is red to me, but how do we know it is red to anybody else?

Law—Miriam got to get her prune first, and I wanted to. That’s not fair.

Fairy (with a minor in princess)—Miriam can be Cinderella, and I’m going to be her fairy godmother.