It's dress up in eighties clothes at Rose's school tomorrow. Well, yes, I do have clothes from the eighties. Some of you may remember me in these outfits. What should she wear?

A. A Banana Republic leather belt with a fake Saber tooth tiger tooth as the clasp. Grandma Adele (fashionista) and I bought it together in '82. (Unfortunately, there is no oversized button up shirt to go with it.)

B. Hot pink hammer pants, '87. I bought these in a Pakistani store in Paris long before the Hammer pants craze. They frankly look more Pakistani than 80's, but they are gorgeous.

C. Blue and white striped Big Mac engineer overalls. I think I got these in '88 after the red overalls faded away.