Dickie Cronkite

Hey, look! Finally, I'm a licensed certified sports writer!

Let no man question my infallible sports judgement ever again!

(Women, I'm sure you'll continue to question as always...)

Excellent! ESPN.com even published part of my article and didn't give me credit! Sweet!

This schedule is kicking my ass, though. May God strike me down for saying this...but please let the series end. And after they decided to tie it in the 9th last night and keep me up till past 2am when they lost it anyways in the 14th, I officially could not despise the Astros more. I need a fucking nap.

Some of you might notice - and yes, you're right - I'm reporting that Venezuelan baseball fans are just the type of disloyal sports bandwagoners I despise, blowing in the wind.

I hope you appreciate my editorial restraint - that's what blogs are for, after all.

*ADDENDUM* (Because this doesn't really deserve its own post, and I'm bedridden with nothing else to do...)

Quote of the day has to come from WNBA star Sheryl Swoops, who came out today.

Besides telling a national audience that she "matured a lot faster" than her ex-husband and then claiming they're friends in the next graph, it's an interesting first-person article.

But she definitely gave the WNBA reps a heart attack with this gem, destined to be a classic:

"...the talk about the WNBA being full of lesbians is not true. I mean, there are as many straight women in the league as there are gay."

Eggselent.

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2005-10-26 5:55 PM Ozzfest II. Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (9) Share on Facebook	Hey, look! Finally, I'm a licensed certified sports writer! Let no man question my infallible sports judgement ever again! (Women, I'm sure you'll continue to question as always...) Excellent! ESPN.com even published part of my article and didn't give me credit! Sweet! This schedule is kicking my ass, though. May God strike me down for saying this...but please let the series end. And after they decided to tie it in the 9th last night and keep me up till past 2am when they lost it anyways in the 14th, I officially could not despise the Astros more. I need a fucking nap. Some of you might notice - and yes, you're right - I'm reporting that Venezuelan baseball fans are just the type of disloyal sports bandwagoners I despise, blowing in the wind. I hope you appreciate my editorial restraint - that's what blogs are for, after all. *ADDENDUM* (Because this doesn't really deserve its own post, and I'm bedridden with nothing else to do...) Quote of the day has to come from WNBA star Sheryl Swoops, who came out today. Besides telling a national audience that she "matured a lot faster" than her ex-husband and then claiming they're friends in the next graph, it's an interesting first-person article. But she definitely gave the WNBA reps a heart attack with this gem, destined to be a classic: "...the talk about the WNBA being full of lesbians is not true. I mean, there are as many straight women in the league as there are gay." Eggselent. Read/Post Comments (9) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top
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