Dickie Cronkite
Someone who has more "theme park experience."


The running man.
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I'm only writing this entry because I'm being blackmailed with damning photographic materials. That's the only reason - must...keep...writing!

It's sorta like keeping the bus above 50 m.p.h. or it explodes. Or that shitty new movie with the Transporter guy.

Speaking of movies, do yourself a favor and check out Little Miss Sunshine. After about 40 oz. of Sapporo and a full stomach of Thai food and sushi, I went into this movie with about a 93 percent chance of passing out by the second act. But wouldn't you know, I chased a straight on the river and those odds completely flipped: 'Turned out to be excellent, after a somewhat slow start. So that's today's shameless paid endorsement.

Speaking of endorsements, a couple of months ago I took a lot of flak for picking college football over the NFL. You know, the usual: People screaming that I had no idea what I was talking about and clueless, yaddy yaddy yaddy. As if I don't hear this on a daily basis.

Well goddamn if the college game didn't pull a Jim Braddock over Max Baer and not only make it a close contest, but actually take the crown ... over at ESPN.com

BOOyakasha! John Madden and all of you can kiss my ass! Actually, I take that back - he'd probably mistaken me for a delicious turducken ... by the time they found me, dental records would be the only confirmation.


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