The Lake Show beat the Spurs tonight - the second time this season! Add that to a win versus Dallas, and we're in surprisingly good shape. Too bad Nash and the Suns are gonna win it all. Frickin' Nuck.

Speaking of Nucks, I'm glad we can all agree that Stephen Colbert is the main event to John Stewart's warm-up act. I'm glad absolutely no one will argue me on that point. Sorry, Stewart. Frickin' Jew.

Speaking of Jews, I was really struck by Munich, particularly the Athens scene where the protagonist, pretending to be part of a Basque ETA cell, debates that PLO agent on the merits of the Holy Land. Two scenes later he fatally shoots him in the chest. A stark metaphor for the Middle East conflict. Frickin' secret agents.

Speaking of frickin' secret agents...I'm underwhelmed by Season Six of 24 so far. I agree with last week's review on Slate - in their quest to keep shocking the audience, the show's writers are getting a little ridiculous. Frickin' writers.

Speaking of writers, Nameless is probably enjoying free champagne this very moment at the Bob Hope Chrysler Classic party at swank God's Country East Club for "work." No extra passes, and it's approximately -47 outside so no effing way I was standing in line. At least I get to badger her tomorrow while she's nursing the hangover. Frickin' lucky people.

Speaking of lucky people, one of the cities I cover is, like, literally swimming in cash. I attended a special city council meeting tonight and there was complimentary valet. This one lady had the temerity to mention Nancy Pelosi during public comments and the entire room collectively gasped - no joke. Frickin' Republicans.

Speaking of Republicans, I love how even Bush's own team now sees how retarded he is. Hagel calls troop "augmentation" the worst foreign policy blunder since Vietnam, and Bush's response is "Well, you got a better idea?"

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go research lucrative career opportunities in the California citrus industry.