Dickie Cronkite

If I'm not at work, there's a ninety-nine-point-nine-nine percent chance I'm too-close to the TV, worsening my contact prescription by playing this.

God bless Slate! Offering in-depth coverage and analysis on our failing Iraq Policy ... AND a video game where you literally chain-saw your zombie-alien opponents in half, splitting them from forehead to torso, spraying blood on the first-person camera lens. (The devil's in the details)

And when I'm not up on my soap box speaking out on unjust wars, I'm busy playing Gears of War. It's a habit I share with millions of fellow hyper-medicated twelve-year-olds across this great nation.

But this Slate review totally validates me as an adult. Right?

...Read any good books lately?

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