Why is my hair so bad? I have the hairstyle of a mental patient

Maybe more like a wild gorilla

One that slept with one side of their face in a mud puddle. Why won’t the females groom me? He would say

I am actually looking forward to going bald. I’ve had a high hairline ever since I was a kid and so I’m hoping that this hair-predicament that I’m in will be solved by time

My hair is extremely fine and naturally curly which is great if you are say, a six year old girl but as a man I have hair-waves where they simply shouldn't be

I could shave it and buy a toupe Then people who wonder if I have a squirrel on my head would be vindicated

Yes, I do
I would reply. Even if they didn’t ask I knew what they were thinking

Trust me, being bald won’t make me any less attractive
If you thought that I was attractive before


.....I can bet that it wasn’t because of the hair




But rather my smiling eyes