It was a little smoky to be sure but all around a pretty good time. To be fair it’s more like lesbian owned and operated, but it has a high proportion of lesbian/gay and or generally interesting and weird people. I think it's cool how some people can be so uninhibited on a dance floor – people in general and not just lesbians, stay with me now.

Bad dancing is about the most ridiculous looking and embarrassingly uncoordinated activity the human body is capable of, only to be surpassed by nightclub-style “good” dancing. I never gained the ability to pretend that what I do on the dance floor looks cool, or to forget, for even a moment, that popular dancing of my day will be looked upon with disdain, by future generations, like a circus freak show or the Bush administrations.

So back to lesbians! Sorry to inform all the lusty perv-men out there, but most lesbians aren’t very attractive, and if they are attractive, then they are attracted to lesbians who aren’t attractive, follow? So, the chance of you getting with one attractive lesbian, who likes other attractive lesbians, who also like you is about nil, you ugly bastard. Not that they’re not beautiful in their own way, and not that lesbian comediennes don’t dominate the female comedian profession (because they do) it’s just that hot lesbians haven’t been conditioned to seek out ways to please your recurring fantasies, like all of those large-boxed explicit videos have led you to believe. I blame the media…

So, to recap, most of these people AREN’T any good at dancing (sorry to tell you if you’re reading) and most of these people ARE lesbians. BUT! everyone seemed to have a good time, which is what life is all about, according to me…