My ancestral heritage is part Scottish, part Irish and so, largely ignoring the Irish part, I’ve long ago decided to pattern my life after the world’s most famous and successful Scotsman:

Grounds Keeper Willie

I live in a shack
I lift weights to achieve that buff Scottish look
I wear a kilt to work
I have a huge monstrous unibrow
And others



When Willie says ‘go’ I listen!

You might wonder why my name doesn’t represent my ethnicity, the stupid answer is that it’s a pseudonym, but the REAL answer is that the ANG-lish took everythin from mah people. Even our last names! Besides, even if I tried to put the Irish “O” before my name, O’ Findel would sound like ‘oaf’ which is just what they want!