Oh, my god! Gay people are getting married! This is awful, that these homos, fags, queers should think that they have a right to live like us normal people. We love God, and that is clearly demonstrated by us putting our wangs into the right areas!

They should seriously start praying on how not to be gay

This is as bad as pedophelia! Except they are consenting adults
As bad as polygamy! Except it’s a partnership of equals
As bad as beastiality! Except its, well, not

Now that queers rule the world, and Christians are a repressed minority that can’t freely practice their religion of repressing those that are different from them, the whole institution of marriage will collapse! Families are under attack, kids will choose the gay lifestyle when they grow up because it’s cool, the devil will gain power and convince everyone of evolution.

Here’s a little instructional booklet to help reverse this trend of wickedness!

Gays should be ostracized and treated as second-class citizens! After all, God doesn’t want people to be happy, or experience joy or fulfillment in their lives does he?


{I’m not sure if I used enough exclamation points. Oh well, nobody's perfect}