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Good lord, why is restaurant food so salty? I know, I am the one that had the idea to serve deep fried hot pockets, but should mashed potatoes make your tongue burn?

I�m not one of those idiots that puts extra salt on their food and then complains, I�m one of those idiots that shrivels up like a slug after ingesting a slice of garlic bread made by chef salts-a-lot. I feel like I�m a celebrity taster on Iron Chef where the special ingredient is salt. No I�m not the tittering, vacuous Japanese actress, I�m more like the fat politician guy who kisses the Iron Chef�s ass but ends up voting for the challenger anyway.

Anyway, stupidity aside,
So I�m pale but since I�m getting married shortly I�ve decided to get a bit of a tan.

Take that, neighbors!

So next time you see a dude lying in the grass naked, getting bit by ants, ask him if he�s reading �The Man Who Japed� by Phillip K. Dick.

Cause that could be quite a coincidence�

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2004-06-30 4:49 PM Why are foods so salty? And other irritants� Previous Entry :: Next Entry Mood: Damn Ants! Get the hell outa here! Read/Post Comments (0) Share on Facebook	Good lord, why is restaurant food so salty? I know, I am the one that had the idea to serve deep fried hot pockets, but should mashed potatoes make your tongue burn? I�m not one of those idiots that puts extra salt on their food and then complains, I�m one of those idiots that shrivels up like a slug after ingesting a slice of garlic bread made by chef salts-a-lot. I feel like I�m a celebrity taster on Iron Chef where the special ingredient is salt. No I�m not the tittering, vacuous Japanese actress, I�m more like the fat politician guy who kisses the Iron Chef�s ass but ends up voting for the challenger anyway. Anyway, stupidity aside, So I�m pale but since I�m getting married shortly I�ve decided to get a bit of a tan. Take that, neighbors! So next time you see a dude lying in the grass naked, getting bit by ants, ask him if he�s reading �The Man Who Japed� by Phillip K. Dick. Cause that could be quite a coincidence� Read/Post Comments (0) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top
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