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Urinals need to be designed better. You've got to have a proper angle of deflection on the porcelain in order to achieve the goal that you want, ie. not to have piss on your shoes/pants/leg. I'm a fairly short guy, right, 5'8" and I don't have to stand on my toes or anything but when the urinal is like right there, it's like peeing against a sheer wall - there's no angle man!

Yeah, I've tried hittin' the water or like getting an upward angle of attack but sometimes those are useless. Once I get a little older nature's own solution for the urinal problem, the prostate, will kick in. But who has time to wait?

For now, I guess I'm just going to be that guy who is like 5 feet away from the urinal in the bathroom.

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2004-09-15 2:42 AM Urinals Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (3) Share on Facebook	Urinals need to be designed better. You've got to have a proper angle of deflection on the porcelain in order to achieve the goal that you want, ie. not to have piss on your shoes/pants/leg. I'm a fairly short guy, right, 5'8" and I don't have to stand on my toes or anything but when the urinal is like right there, it's like peeing against a sheer wall - there's no angle man! Yeah, I've tried hittin' the water or like getting an upward angle of attack but sometimes those are useless. Once I get a little older nature's own solution for the urinal problem, the prostate, will kick in. But who has time to wait? For now, I guess I'm just going to be that guy who is like 5 feet away from the urinal in the bathroom. Read/Post Comments (3) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top
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