Now I get to be a part of the priveledged few... those who can afford to eat.

I've shaved my beard (most of it) I'm less surly, and I start tomorrow. Hooray! Now I can stop dreading not having a job and start dreading going to work like most people.

Yes, I must thouroughly recommend to you people to go out and get a college education it really helps to open doors! The people at Burger King were impressed as all hell at my fancy book lernin'. Just kidding, I got a real job in a fast paced, high tech industry. The type of job that couldn't possibly be outsourced to India (I mean India is WAY too far away for the boss to go and yell at employees for looking at internet porn, seriously). I'm going to be lean and mean, fast and flexible, interglobalized. I'm going to have to get some of those glasses with the purple tint to them to look cool...